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Gayborhoods

Gayborhoods

Episode 22 · · 24:16

Mattie gives his hot takes on Elliot Page’s Met Gala suit, vocal training, and feeling comfortable in queer neighborhoods. Email us your scary movie suggestions (including queer c...

Hodgepodge

Hodgepodge

Episode 21 · · 32:10

Alex and Mattie flew across the world to feel completely at home.

Acceptable Nipples

Acceptable Nipples

Episode 20 · · 25:10

In this solo episode, Mattie discusses his complicated feelings towards transmasc shirtless selfies. He shares about his own experiences with top surgery and being shirtless––along w...

Rainbow Pride

Rainbow Pride

Episode 19 · · 42:59

Happy belated Pride! This year, the biggest companies in the world had more rainbow merchandise than ever. We thought everyone could use a break from the "discourse," but we're back ...

Bored and Mean

Bored and Mean

Episode 18 · · 44:14

Mattie and Alex don't think that yelling at celebrities counts as trans liberation.

My Chest is Going to Slide Off

My Chest is Going to Slide Off

Episode 17 · · 43:08

Mattie shares what it's like one year after his top surgery, what continues to surprise him, and what Alex should do differently for their own.

Being a Human is Hard Sometimes

Being a Human is Hard Sometimes

Episode 16 · · 01:13:40

Alex finally talks about being their transition, internalized transphobia, and why they were able to talk about top surgery for the first time on a different podcast. We know it soun...

Happy HoliGays

Happy HoliGays

Episode 15 · · 48:20

Alex and Mattie wish you the Happiest Season.

We Just Want to Pee and Podcast

We Just Want to Pee and Podcast

Episode 14 · · 43:44

Alex and Mattie journey into the world of bathrooms: why cis people are so obsessed with them, how weirdly shaped they can be, and the paranoia around automatic toilets.

Coward Haircut

Coward Haircut

Episode 13 · · 50:17

In this episode, Alex and Mattie discuss body hair and the gendered implications that go along with it. Warning that between 19:05-25:00 we discuss *ahem* "personal grooming. If y...

I Left My Tits in Michigan: Part 3

I Left My Tits in Michigan: Part 3

Episode 12 · · 21:20

In the third episode of our titty chop series, Mattie reflects by himself, on the healing process a few months after surgery, and what the aftercare process is like. Content War...

I Left My Tits in Michigan: Part 2

I Left My Tits in Michigan: Part 2

Episode 11 · · 22:13

In the second episode of our titty chop series, we discuss what post-op recovery is like the first week after surgery. Content Warning: We use a lot of physical terminology about...

I Left My Tits in Michigan: Part 1

I Left My Tits in Michigan: Part 1

Episode 10 · · 26:33

In the first part of our titty chop series, Alex and Mattie discuss the process of pre-paring for top surgery. No virus talk in this one! We only discuss getting rid of boobs.

Queer Quarantine

Queer Quarantine

Episode 9 · · 24:54

This isn't a sad episode, we promise. Also, Alex forgot it was Trans Day of Visibility! Happy TDOV!

Constant Grind: Q&A

Constant Grind: Q&A

Episode 8 · · 49:50

Alex and Mattie answer listener questions!

Gender is a Young Man’s Game

Gender is a Young Man’s Game

Episode 7 · · 28:46

Mattie starts to talk about his favorite movie, but then stuff gets a little too real with Alex and they end up talking about transness and gender politics.

Auntie J is a Blabbermouth

Auntie J is a Blabbermouth

Episode 6 · · 31:46

Mattie and Alex offer up some of their experiences with the good and the bad of being queer during the holiday season.

We're All Broken People

We're All Broken People

Episode 5 · · 48:44

Mattie and Alex unpack the baggage of mental illness when you're trying to juggle coming out, transitioning, and just being super duper awkward.

They’re My Dongles

They’re My Dongles

Episode 4 · · 28:36

Alex and Mattie talk about chests. Or, "this is an episode about boobs but let's pretend it's a little more nuanced than that."

Dorito Body

Dorito Body

Episode 3 · · 34:50

Welcome to Two Headed Girl: a show about gender, our minds, and all kinds of transitions. Mattie and Alex try to define different types dysphoria while looking back at some of th...